Bomb blast leads to tension in area

Bangalore, 25 July: The Bangalore bomb blast was responsible for communal disturbances of a slightly different kind than normally seen. Usually it’s the people who lose it and start killing other people, but this time the Gods were themselves to blame.
Immediately after the bomb blasts the different gods started arriving to claim the souls to [...]

Ragging Tools: Alternative Strap on Dildo

This just gets better and better. I think pretty soon I’ll need to develop a section, dedicated purely to ragging tools. So what are ragging tools? Harmless things we evil sinister and pathetic guys use to scare the crap outta young hairy boys who have just entered the vicinity of a college.
And today’s ragging tool [...]

More Reservation!

Remember those annoying trigonometry theorems from class 10? Well, today we’re going to prove that Arjun Singh is an asshole and that Sonia Gandhi is a dildosucker.
First of all, why the fuck should there be quotas for SCs, STs and OBCs in the teaching faculty of the IITs? And you thought they did it to [...]

Toilet Humour: Get paid to pee!

Here’s something one doesn’t encounter everyday.
In an obscure little town called Musiri (yes, not Mussourie) in Madrasi Territory, history took place. Now all of us have seen graffiti on walls saying “Don’t Urinate Here” in size 100 font, yet one can smell the fragrance of fresh (or decayed) nectar from the urethra circulating, like an [...]

Introducing…

Hullo there my diligent children! This is Grandmaster Muhaha, the chief advice dispenser for all of Bharatmata’s kids who are anxious to get their asses out of school and into college. I’m the one who  tells you which college to pick out of the mind boggling spectrum of choices. I’m the one who tells [...]

Newer IITs not going to HAVE A NICE DAY!

We here at College is Harmless (yes there’s more than one guy posting here, scroll up if you missed something, sucker) just couldn’t resist this one.
This page on the IITKGP website says:
IIT Patna’s campus will be on the outskirts of Patna in a 600 acre campus. Classes will start in 2008 from a temporary campus [...]