Introducing…

Hullo there my diligent children! This is Grandmaster Muhaha, the chief advice dispenser for all of Bharatmata’s kids who are anxious to get their asses out of school and into college. I’m the one who  tells you which college to pick out of the mind boggling spectrum of choices. I’m the one who tells you how to survive ragging when you get in, because college isn’t all that harmless. I’m the one who helps you channel your angst against the system into something fulfilling and worthwhile. I’m the one who tells you where to get weed and how to throw a real Indistyle college bachelor party. I’m the one who teaches you the moves and gets you laid, even if you’re a pathetic dork whose closest brush with sex has been gawking at ream after ream of the exploits of a bold housewife called Savita.

If you think I’m a new dude on the block, you’re mistaken. I’ve been around here for ages. MAN ON THE MOON and me are like Big Boi and Andre 3000. Even on this blog, I’ve been working with my homeboy for weeks now, trying to tighten up every line, just to be able to reach that level of EPIC DEPTH.

And those of you who don’t believe that me and MAN ON THE MOON are just here to entertain and educate, you’re fucking right. As if we want you kids to learn while you’re playing with us, bhenchod. You’re right. We have a radical agenda. We want all you kids who are getting into college this year to leave behind the rules of right and wrong which you’ve burdened yourself with all these years. Breathe freely. Absorb. Rebel. Make your own rules. Don’t stereotype anything. Do everything. Thrash Metal. Hardcore Gangsta Rap. The best weed from Himachal. Girls. Boys. Everything. Experiment. Live. And if you’re lucky enough to end up at the university me and my moonboy call home (we aren’t telling you where yet) we can teach you how to let yourself out and let it all in. Greetings. We bring knowledge.